viscousbliquid sent: Do you realize your boobs do not make sense.

3 months ago | 3 notes | Reblog
askdelvinmallory sent: What would you do if a thalmor justiciar jumped into an ocean and became a hat?

lay off the skooma, mortal.

8 months ago

oh.

that’s nice.

9 months ago | 8 notes | Reblog
angelsremedy sent: Senorita you are muy caliente!

9 months ago

I am very appreciative of all of you serving me.

9 months ago | 3 notes | Reblog
Anonymous sent: How many serve you?

Quite a bit.

9 months ago | 2 notes | Reblog
the-sassyquatch sent: okay, i have a question, i have sold my soul to several deadra lords, you included, and i would like to know were i will actually go when i die. will you share me? or will i have to collect more souls for each of you?

I do not have any idea, Mortal. 

But I do know that I am laughing at your misfortune.

9 months ago
Anonymous sent: What is the flight velocity of a laden Skyrim Crow, two years of age, bearing a single coconut with a surface area of 10in squared, facing away from a tailwind of 5mph, with the swallow moving at the mean average speed of its species?

9 months ago | 1 note | Reblog
Anonymous sent: I love your art! dOEs the Moderator have an art blog

(( Yes. ))
(( Here. )) 

9 months ago
asktheskoomadealer sent: I found your cowl. I gave it to M'aiq ^.^

Mortal, giving my things away is very rude.

9 months ago